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Tuesday, 15 January 2013

Enough jokes on us Ladies!

Received this text from a friend and thought of it to be.. umm.. allow the message to speak for itself.

Enough jokes on us Ladies. Now, it's time for some male bashing (for a change) : 

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares???

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: Dont know, havnt seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind
    ii) no business
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract!

Share this with women who need a laugh and men who can handle it.

*All you ladies out there, inputs are MOST welcome!*

Cheers!